juan mendez

The nicest mexican You can ever meet
juan mendez
by Loverkejhj March 22, 2020
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joshua mendez

joshua is someone who would comfort you and just make you feel amazing :), heโ€™s the best boyfriend in the world broooo. he fucking makes me smile and makes you feel so confident about yourself ๐ŸคŽ. I love him so much and he is fucking fineeeee as shitttt. HES THE FINEST MAN IN THE WORLD BRO HE FUCKING CUTE AS SHITTT BROOOOO. HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND AND BRO HES SO HONEST AND TREATS YOU S FUCKING GOOD LIKE YESSSS
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kebin mendez

Kebin is a lovely handsome man and is single . He needs a beautiful girl to go out with . And he is like a magnet for girls.
EX:KEBIN MENDEZ YOUR SOO CUTE!!!
by Kebin Mendez November 16, 2016
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Dirty Mendez

The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.
<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>

A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.

The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.

I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
by The Horny Owl July 23, 2008
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jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that
Jose Mendez is a fucker

๏ผปfucker๏ผฝ
by Lego ninjago January 09, 2017
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Jose Mendez

Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means
by xx I buy fake stuff xx May 24, 2018
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