gold medal

Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.

Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.

by k d January 10, 2008

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Get the gold medalmug.

Medal Pedaler

One who BMXes, they come to the skate park and mess up all the ramps with their pegs...

They are the worst snakers..

Me: That Medal Pedaler totally messed up the minispine!

Him: Damn! That was the last good ramp.

by KitRictor June 9, 2008

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Medal of dishonor

The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.

Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.

by Tardotheassmonkey January 28, 2019

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gold medaling

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport

Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.

by Awesome G March 4, 2014

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