Meagles

When you get a Spider-Man blowjob from a girl on the edge of the bed. Your balls smack her in the face which gives her “meat goggles”

“Dude Jenn totally gave that guy meagles last night.”

by Sss4avant October 21, 2017

Measle

(N.)- Somebody who gets into intense mountain dew corrals at some point during the day, normally around lunchtime

The measle almost got his hoodie ripped by the long arms of Gar.

by Poop J March 17, 2009

measleflick

Between a rock and a hard place

Screwed

Tired old car that has had it

I am so measleflicked

I was doing 55 in a 30 and the cop caught me in a measleflicks

That car is so measleflicks

by Olnick June 25, 2010

Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.

Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack

by KmJ13 December 19, 2010

Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)

-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday

by ibwild December 11, 2010

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich)

A lesbian three-way orgy

Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016