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I’m/Me/Mart/Cause 

I'm/Me/Mar/Cause or knowly as it is generation slang, It’s meaning is Pinipitas na Mangga or Kinukuha na Mangga.

However, It requires a lot of work and a tedious job nevertheless of it’s long breathtaking job.
Example:
Tao 1: Sa’n ka nag I’m/Me/Mart/Cause?
Tao 2: Do’n sa kabilang bahay kina aling pacing.
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let a horse give me backshots if I'm wrong but

When you are about to say something you are SO SURE about you wouldn't mind a horse fucking you in the ass if you're wrong
Let a horse give me backshots if I'm wrong but Bruno is an UNC

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Trust me, I'm an engineer 

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up
Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

Trust Me, I know what I'm doing 

A phrase often usd by people who don't really know what they're doing.

This catch phrase was often used by the 80's TV cop Sledge Hammer right before he does something that results in some sort of catastrophic event or disaster.
Captain Trunk: Sledge, you cannot disarm that nuclear bomb!

Sledge Hammer: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

(A nuclear explosion ensues thus ending the season finale of Sledge Hammer)

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."
Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.
If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.