Constitutional

Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.

J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."

by Sh9est Danke Hombre August 24, 2010

Constitutional

new-fangled word for "cool"

Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!

by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008

Constitutional

Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"

tomi lahren ~ "I'm a Constitutional" ... equivalent to Ralph's~ "I eat paste" comment....

by Twinside22 August 18, 2017

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.

After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018

Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 6, 2019