Matisha is someone who luck and the forces of nature favours so it’s good to have this person on your side rather than against you. Matishas have a high sense of intuition and common sense. They have charming, witty personalities and are blessed with a good sense of humour. A Matisha is also a very good looking person. Matishas are successful at what they do and will make a whole lot of money on their own. Matishas tend to be one of a kind and famous in the world.
We travelled all ‘round the world to find a Matisha!
by Anonymo111 November 24, 2020
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Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother
Tser: mum who is my real dad?
Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...
Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that
Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...
Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that
by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021
Get the matisato mug.Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.
Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
by Matisato November 20, 2021
Get the Matisato mug.Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.
The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.
The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."
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