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Mateen Cleaves

A word for guys when a girl has their big boobs a hanging out of their shirts, so they have cleavage. It is used to keep what the guys think secret so the girls do not know they are talking about her. The word was created on the Grand Valley State university Campus.
by Hands, Spoon, D-mac March 17, 2009
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Mathnet

The method that the heads of the Faculty of Mathematics at the Technion use to torture the first year students.
It's an 'innovative' way to submit calculus homework, without needing anyone to check them. The poor students get about 1-2 sheets of homework a week. They usually concentrate on this hw while neglecting the rest of their courses. Thus causing big gaps of understanding in those courses, not to mention on calculus since those homeworks don't really help, (nobody actually does all of them without cheating anyway).
-Did you here they published 2 more sheets in Mathnet?
-Oh shit, we just submitted 2 yesterday!
by gilette June 11, 2006
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matelet

Little mate.... lost in the city

mate-let

variations include "mateling" and "pikelet" little pikey

sir emporus matelet Joe Marsden first brought the word into popular circulation after his angry outburst "what is this... matelet" said in disgust. But soon had revelations of the true glories of matelet thus spurring an urbun revolution which made the term acceptable. Matelet is not just a word but a way of life.

LONG LIVE MATELET

MATELET TIL I DIE
hows it going fellow matelet, you are part of the matelet ELITE now.


wheres the cuplet matelet.... oh in the sinklet.

avalaff matelet
by big city life March 5, 2009
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Matenis

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.
Campers:
"Did you hear that!?!?"
"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"
by BeerCity24 December 9, 2008
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matinee session

This is an Old School expression used to describe an afternoon of lovemaking or having sex or whatever you want to call it. A personal favourite.
Hey babe, would you like me to call around for a matinee session?
by EatMyWake April 20, 2018
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matinee

Sex in the afternoon, particularly when done semi-secretly.
I had to duck home for the matinee.
by Fleegle November 2, 2004
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Ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
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