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Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.
Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.
by HoytDogg December 24, 2010
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AMC Matador

A big car made by American Motors from 1971-1978. The most famous style being the 2 door fast back coupe introduced in 1974. This car was made popular in the James Bond movie "The Man With The Golden Gun", when it's turned into an airplane by the main antagonist. The Matador was also offered as a Sedan and Wagon, but was not a big seller after the gas crisis. Some Police and Taxi companies used them, but not many. The coupes sales died too, as it's styling was not well received by the public. AMC ditched the Matador in 1978 to focus on smaller cars.
The AMC Matador was unappreciated when new, but it was a very solid reliable car. '74 - '78 Coupe models are very rare today.
by Metalhead83 November 20, 2011
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el matador defense

A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.
Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.
by El-Matador December 25, 2010
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The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
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The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.
I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!
by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021
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Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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