masterbait

1. the wrong way to spell masturbate
2. the best brand of bait, just like Master Lock...not really

1.
guy1: I masterbait when i'm bored
guy2: what a noob

2. this doesn't exist

by whatserface July 23, 2007

Masterchillin

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)

i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!

by john bowendil March 17, 2008

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008

Masterbaiting

Not to be confused with masturbating.
Masterbaiting is just being really good at fishing.

“I masterbaited yesterday.”
“Ew, you don’t need to tell me that!”
“What? I caught lots of fish! That’s Masterbaiting!”

by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020

mastershushu

One who always shushus when insanely depressed about a rats death.

Dang bro stop mastershushu before he shushus the shushu if shushu

by Ndjs d November 21, 2021

march masterbaition

In this you will have the launch your nut counter to the moon ever night : only sex beating you meat found so master bait till ur dead

Hey tom you doing destroy your dick December (tom) no I'm doing march masterbaition (Dom) OK

by Gurt1234 November 10, 2018

Pes Master SHIT!

someone who thinks they are tank at a game (such as CoD) and is actually shit

Jon: Wow, Jamie thinks he's so good at CoD but he just got 4 kills to 23 deaths!
Ayrden: Ahaha, I bet he feels like a right Pes Master Shit!!

by jonjon6 May 9, 2010