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by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.
A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"
"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"
"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"
"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.
Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*
by The Onion February 12, 2005

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 April 19, 2014
