by allyson and ashley and audrey December 02, 2020
When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
by Soft dick May 29, 2019
by jeremyspearout January 11, 2007
When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008
Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.
A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"
"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"
"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"
"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009
Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.
Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*
by The Onion February 13, 2005
The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 March 12, 2014