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Full Martini

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).
Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
by Trolley Man October 29, 2019
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Minnesota martini

A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).
I'll get a Minnesota martini - Coors Light. Thanks bartender!
by mnmaster86 October 16, 2020
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Joey Martini

Aka Joe Martin. Hottie Landon's broski. Joey Martini is the sexiest man alive. Add him on snap @joemartin2006y
Person 1: THAT IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini
by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021
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marziiporn

A Tumblr celebrity best known for her amazing artistic skills and her love for Faberry (and sometimes Brittana). One of her most popular piece of artwork includes a zombie version of the Unholy Trinity (Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, and Brittany Pierce) from the popular TV show, Glee.
Did you see the new painting from Marziiporn? Holy shit, it's amazing!
by Xeventy January 6, 2012
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Churchill Martini

1. Gin served in a martini glass, usually shaken over ice.

Made popular by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who when once asked how much vermouth he would like in his martini, was quoted as replying
``I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.``
I`ll have a Churchill martini. And if you even so much as look at the vermouth, we`re going to have problems.
by Brett Caron December 17, 2008
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three martini lunch

Alternate Definition:
A leisure lunch taken with other proffessionals for the purposes of buisness. Often with clients or coworkers. 3 martini's = 3 hours.

Modern equivlant is two martini lunch which means to have a short three martini lunch
Bob and Susan took their clients out for a three martini lunch to discuss future products releases.
by AA March 22, 2005
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Manzini

(alternately known as the Krisbergh)

Procedure whereby a male has his genital area waxed, Brazilian-style.
Krizza finished last in our fantasy football pool, so -- as per league rules -- he was required to get a manzini. He did not object.
by Debbie K January 2, 2009
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