Meghan Markle

narcissistic, manipulative, controlling, person

John's new partner is a Meghan Markle.

by Jafa April 12, 2023

Maplestory

A free and legal drug that's more addicting than crack. Once you're hooked, you'll want more and more, and you will become sleep deprived with no social life. Some even go so far as to steal their parents' credit cards to buy pixelated clothes and accessories. Don't let the innocent and cute looking mushroom fool you. The first time you see it, you will laugh, but once you're in to it, it will be serious business.

What kind of a childish game is this?.. Maplestory? ahaha looks like a kid for babies *few days later*

OMG THIS IS AWESOME! FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL. MOM, CAN I SEE YOUR CREDIT CARD REAL QUICK?!

by silvereyezz July 12, 2012

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Meghan Markle Syndrome

Meghan Markle Syndrome: It means GHOSTING everyone WITHOUT exception. Ending all communication and contact without any apparent warning or justification and subsequently ignoring any attempts to reach out or communicate back. This INCLUDES family members. Defined by #Archewell PH

Meghan Markle Syndrome was diagnosed in a lot of mental patients who were apparent social climbers.

by Cyclonetrading December 11, 2021

Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

markle

markle (verb): to lie, manipulate, use and abuse people to gain wealth, status and/or fame

markle (noun): one who lies, manipulates, uses and abuses people for personal gain; a social climber; this person has no deep or meaningful relationships

Her plan was to markle her way to the top of the company no matter how many people she had to step on to get there.

The first red flag that he was a markle was that he had no real friends to speak of.

by AntonG July 18, 2020