alphabet of manliness

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006

Marelin

Marelin is a beautiful, Smart, And crazy girl. She has temper sometimes but she knows how to control it and she loves food.

Marelin is a girl who is sassy and fierce.

by Your fav Hispanic girl February 12, 2017

madeline

A girl who is artistic, funny, and has the dirtiest sense of humor. She is very shy in public but is outgoing as hell around friends.

That girl's so quiet..
Oh, no she isn't. That's just Madeline.

by foxshammy February 12, 2017

Marceline

One of the recurring main characters in Adventure Time, a show from Cartoon Network. She is the Vampire Queen in the show and is one of Finn's many friends. She has a playful personality, plays guitar, and has a dad from the Nightosphere. Marceline first appeared in the episode "Evicted!" and appeared ocassionally in episodes.

Marceline only drinks the color red so you don't need to watch out.

by Stephen Daugfield November 28, 2012

Madeline

A most amazing girl. Beautiful, sexy, charming, mysterious, sweet and funny. A girl that all of the boys want and all of the girls admire. Extraordinary.

That girl is too good to be true! She must be a Madeline!

by Mark Zimmer August 23, 2006

Madeline

A beautiful girl who loves to laugh and have fun. She has a soft spot for animals, especially cats. If you ever meet a Madeline, she will most likely become your bestie.

Random girl: Do you know who she is?
Another random girl: Yeah, that's Madeline! Everyone knows that!! She's the sweetest girl ever!

by beautiful_day8224 January 25, 2014

madeline argy

my wife but also the queen of bisexuals.
taller than u

madeline argy is the best thing to ever happen to tiktok

by Diediediedieduemeow September 2, 2022