mattie

mattie is kinda the best thing in your life. just sayin. we arent boys! we are awkward.

mattie is mattie

by someonewhoissomeone October 5, 2013

mattiel

a person, usually female, who likes to take baths with a numerous amount of crayons (usually Crayola).

I was mattiel-ing the other night!

by sydeatsworld January 26, 2010

manties

Specific to the species Jojo, these fancy underoos give your 'package' great form.

"Your package looks exquisite in those manties my good sir."

by Fooey December 24, 2008

mattie lee

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.

“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”

by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018

manties

MANties -- Panties made for Men

I won't wear womens panties, but I will wear manties

by susan September 21, 2003

mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.

"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"

by Oxforddd November 25, 2021