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Manty

A fat object-usually a person. Such as a stupid teacher.

Or something you eat that is generally not meant for digesting-and it's huge/fat, such as a stupid teacher.
by Natali3 December 15, 2007
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Manties

The thong like underwear that are often worn by old men on European beaches. The man thong, not for the average male. Only men like Ron Burgundy and Pierce Brosnan are allowed to wear manties. More acceptable when worn accompanied by a robe.
Peter- WTF is that guy wearing?!
Tom- Those my friend, are manties.
Peter- HUH?
Tom- AKA the man thong.
Peter- Ew. If you ever see me wearing those, punch me please.
by joeswanson July 23, 2009
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Mantys

A modern term for male underware
A wife gets frustrated because her husband left his underware in the bathroom again. Out of frustration she screams: Hey, pick up your "Mantys!"
by Miss creative November 19, 2011
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Mantis

A slang term used to describe an extremely desirable object, outcome or proposition, usually where 'awesome', 'amazing' or 'incredible' will not suffice. Accompanied by reaching ones hand out, palm skyward and fingers slightly curved inwards, to reinforce the gesture.

Not to be confused with Praying Mantis.
"man that guitar solo is Mantis!"

"Did you hear about Tondi's new 6 cylinder car; it's freakin' Mantis!"

"How was that 1 kilo steak you had for dinner last night?"
"Mantis!"

"She gave me a hummer....Mantis!"
by Scooby Smithers December 14, 2011
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manties

1. A pair of very brief, tight fitting men's underpants. Prob. originated from an episode of the sitcom Seinfeld.

2. Underwear made for men and patterned after women's panties.
1. The guy took off his pants and he was wearing manties; I think I need a shower.

2. I'd wear panties, but manties have more room to move around in.
by meshou July 4, 2004
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Mantis

A hunch back or a person with bad posture. Often named Dillon and only have good posture when sitting on a ski lift with their book bag on.
An idiot the worst posture awfully horrible horrible posture Mantis
by youarenotthemantis February 14, 2014
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Mantis

A gay dude who wears a lot of bird shirts and walks like a praying mantis. This person is also known to grossly over-exaggerate everything.
Jeff: Hey, check out my new bird shirt. I got it at Express because it has a bird on it, and I liked the color.
Kris: Um, nice.
Jeff: Feel this fabric.
Kris: Uh, I can’t dude. I sprained my finger playing Halo.
<Later that night>
Jeff: Hey Logan, did you hear that Kris broke his collar bone in a bar fight last night?
Logan: You are such a mantis.
Jeff: Cassandra’s left nipple is purple. :(
by Laura Conroy November 20, 2007
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