Maintain

To calm down
To chill
To relax

Goon1: Im so angryyyyy
Goon2: Just maintain

by p234 April 23, 2018

Maintainurbate

A special kind of masturbation that is performed during sex to maintain an erection, usually utilized when performing rare selfless sex acts like cunnilingus.

I was eating her box for so long that my little general started to stand down! It was time for a maintainurbate.

by IronSheikStash March 28, 2016

strainin' and maintainin'

Chillin'

Was strainin' and maintainin'

by Jammy_270191 January 3, 2017

Mainting

Where a man paints with his taint.

" what the hell are you doing Nathen"
"Mainting your mom"

by Devon T December 12, 2018

MALINTENT

A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.

MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.

by Whom it doesn't concern March 8, 2009

Malentines Day

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.

"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"

by senorklein February 19, 2010

Truth Maintaining

Writing down either the exact words each individual says, or only the most important words they say, and/or audio or video-recording the words them to deter the participants in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation from making false statements or saying they said something other than what they said or saying they did not say something they said.

Because human beings tend to make false statements it is extremely helpful to practice Truth Maintaining by writing down and also audio or video-recording individuals as they express themselves in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation.

by but for May 8, 2018