To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
Get the Making Jesus crymug. To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
by pentozali August 20, 2013
Get the make Sauron crymug. June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
by Caca moma June 17, 2021
Get the National make your friends cry daymug. Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.
Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;
by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023
Get the Making my body crymug. by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023
Get the Making god crymug. by Bubmti January 3, 2022
Get the Bill Nye Gonna Make You Crymug.