Maddict

Someone who ALWAYS gets really angry and butthurt.

Chris: "Yo Joey, stop being a Maddict."
Joey: "Oh my gosh! I got killed by a predator missle for the 15th time in this dumb game!"
Josh: "Yeah, Joey's a total Maddict."

by MadEcho August 27, 2012

Madrick

An absolute fucking badass, one who drives a sexy ass Ford and has a huge dangling horse cock.

Yo that nigga Madrick is dope as fuck😂

by Maddy daddy March 23, 2021

Mandick

A child or teen who has a penis exceeding the national average of 5.88 inches.

"Jimmy is huge" said tom. "Yeah, he hhas a mandick." Responded Tyler perry.

by LargeandinCharge October 25, 2014

Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Maddocks

Similar to a male reproductive organ, see also cock. Also used to describe the flaky bits of semen on the end of a penis. It is also the term used by many cultures for aids.

"Oh my god you stinking whore! you gave me MADDOCKS!"

or

"You Giant MADDOCKS!"

by Danny Hunt September 20, 2005

MaDicking

MaDicked Ma Dick!

Verb.

Fooling someone into asking you a question to which you could reasonably reply "Ma Dick!".

(Each subsequent question must invoke more interest than the prior.)

This an example of Cracker MaDicking Beaner.
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Cracker: "Bro did yo hear the new food that girls are going crazy for?"
Beaner: "Huh? No, what is it?"

Cracker: "Omg! They love it, every review was positive."
Beaner: "Wait what the fuck is it?"

Cracker: "If I tell you, you have to promise never to try it."
Beaner: "Ugh, just tell me what it is!!!!!"

Cracker: "Fine, is you really wanna know..... MA DICK!"

by Bean Cracker August 15, 2012

mawdicker

thingamjig, long ordeal

they tore up the whole mawdicker

last weekend was a mawdicker

by humina humina September 29, 2008