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An affliction that most people, even full-grown adults, suffer from when they receive their first Apple computer. Symptoms of Mac Syndrome include obsessive use of Photobooth and of all its photo-filters, recording videos using the pre-mentioned filters as well, and proceeding to upload every single one to facebook or any other social networking site. While not contagious, it is highly aggrivating, to the point where certain friends of the person may blatantly tell them to stop and shut the fuck up.
Girl: I just got my new iMac! I'm going to invite everyone over and take pictures!

Guy: Awesome, have fun!

*ten thousand PhotoBooth sessions later, all of them uploaded to facebook*

Guy: Oh my god, you've got Mac Syndrome out the ying-yang. Shut the fuck up.
by matthejew September 26, 2009
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mac status

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is when someone doesnt even need to make moves on someone becuase there so mac that the people come to them. better than pimp status because pimps have to work
she doesnt even need to try anymore, shes got full on mac status
by liziface September 25, 2007
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Mac Smack

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A cheap attack on the Apple brand that often occurs in PC commercials.

Usually criticises the Apple brand's expense when compaired to a pc.
Dude, did you just see that PC commercial?

Yeah, that was a total Mac Smack.
by Sonsum July 23, 2009
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Big Mac Shit Attack

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The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.
Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.
by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008
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Mac Shack

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Dude..I'm hungry...Lets go hit up the Mac Shack.
by Fatty McBigbone July 24, 2008
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mac-session

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to flirt or mac, for a period of time
Jan- "i just totally had a mac-session with that guy over there".
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A very frusterating person who never fails to remind you that mac is awsome and that pc sucks. Even if you have your pc with you
miguel" hows it going anthony

anthony" great i just got this new laptop.

miguel" o i see its a 7

anthony" yeah the best $900 i ever spent

miguel" $900 for a shitty windows. You should have bought a mac its sooo much better

Anthony" stop bending over for steve jobs you mac shitfuck
by pissed off definitions December 6, 2009
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