dick-lurkin

"To lurk a man in a public place, house party or facebook"
Man, that bitch be dick-lurkin harrd
by Kionna Sweet* February 09, 2011
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Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss
Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin
by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024
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lurkin jurkin

Someone that hangs around your car and just keeps peeping Through the Windows and they jerking off or just peeping the whole time. They're "lurkin' jurkin'..
I wish all these people would stop lurkin jurkin around my car
by Pharoh69 February 17, 2023
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