lurker

Annoying people that never reveal their online presence when using IM software, preferring instead to appear AFK, or not there at all.

Andy: Is Carl on YIM? I want to tell him I'm sleeping in his spare room this weekend.
Me: No idea, the lurker's not on my list.

by Digital Shaman April 21, 2005

lurker

A turd which refuses to flush.

"Bloody hell, someones left a lurker!"

by Mind your own bloody buisness! November 24, 2003

lurker

someone (like f99molina) who quietly watches the soap opera of collegiate message forums unfolds to be kept up to date and on point with anyone and everyone.

"Keep your mouth shut before that lurker burns you"

by anti-lurker May 20, 2003

lurker

Someone who looks at people's myspaces without that person knowing. They might be a friend or someone whos profile isnt private.

Jimmy - My mom lurked you last night!
Tom - What a lurker!

by jimmehlong September 27, 2007

lurker

a lurker is what they call in england, basically a pimple.

Oi! I have a really big lurker on my chinny chin chin!

by jer_master_12 April 16, 2005

lurker

A lurker is the female version of a creeper. Lurkers are girls that are weird, odd, or anti-social. They almost never like attention on themselves, and are usually creepily quiet. They can sometimes be stalkers.

'Look at that lurker...'
'Yeah, she's been around quiet a bit lately.'

by Cass H January 09, 2006

lurker

a loser in a forum that is always there but is too afraid to post

lurkers are sad, sad people.

by f00 August 16, 2003