Lubrican't

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

lubricant pie

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Lubricated

Drunk, high or both

Bobby- "Hey you want to party tonight?"
Billy- "Yeah! Let's get lubricated!"

by lubedLADY June 22, 2011

spit lubricant

spitting your saliva to use as a lubrication

I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.

by Vinnie The Cock II March 6, 2008

lubricated penis

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.

Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.

by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

Monetary Lubrication

Abrive, Somthing to sweeten the deal, Somthing to coax, persuading

Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha

by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007

The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock

The most sacred object of all time

Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

by Chadeaux December 27, 2021