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A man who's testicles, in this case referred to as balls, sink too low to the ground. It is implied that in this case, the man is old and senile (not that a lowballer must fit these qualities physically, but could just be thinking that way) and is, most importantly, thinking in a very spineless, immoral, and unethical way. He will usually find ways to scam people, or express his largely unethically-held beliefs. He is not jaded, but usually just a guy who hates people because he's a jackass.
A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.
Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.
A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.
Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.
"Yo, did you hear what happened to that bike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."
"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."
"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."
by Ballal-Din Sackrub November 4, 2009
Get the lowballer mug.girls and women of the young persuasion can use this phrase to describe foods that are low in calories, giving us the word "lowcality". men can use this phrase too, but I doubt they care about calories, unless they really care about being physically fit.
Scenario
mary: what is the lowcality of that chocolate bar?
susan: it has 300 calories..
mary: totally!!!1 oh my god, kudos! i think ill buy one.
lowcality is an actual word, but it is spelled "locality".
mary: what is the lowcality of that chocolate bar?
susan: it has 300 calories..
mary: totally!!!1 oh my god, kudos! i think ill buy one.
lowcality is an actual word, but it is spelled "locality".
by vampirebug94 July 17, 2007
Get the lowcality mug.Someone who offers a deceptively or unrealistically low bid. Often to cover the bidders misjudgment of the market.
Wow. klvn just tried to lowball everyone in our league a horrible trade cause he is a nuff and can't draft a viable team. His team has more holes than Swiss Cheese. Such a Lowballer.
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