Lorena

Crazy and energetic. Loves boys and the occasional girl. Dances in clubs constantly though refuses to try different scenes.
A lorena loves her food. She will eat like a bottomless pit though will never gain an ounce of body fat. Fun and caring, everyone needs their dose of Lorena cause like I like to say, "a dose of Lorena a day, keeps the soberness away".

a Lorena is a lot like Anna Nicole Smith minus the drugs. just the alcohol.

by Dr. Eli van craig February 10, 2009

Lorena

Verb. The act of taking a nap so late in the evening that when you wake up it's already past normal people's bedtimes.

Great! I am going to be up until 5am again, I can't believe I lorena'd it again!

by Evening IT guy April 12, 2014

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

Lorence

Lorence N. - a guy who is extremely funny and irresistable to all women. Who has a Huge Penis. You either want to be him or want to be on top of him.

Lorence V.- it is fist pumping motion, usual done at big gathering with booming music.

Fact: 53% of all party that are shutdown are because of the Lorence

Wow "OMG" its Lorence.

I want a guy like Lorence.

Lorence is the father of my eight kids

by Robert Pettit July 28, 2011

Lorena

She’s literally the coolest kid ever

Lorena is sooo cool she’s a cool kid

by Cool kid lexiii June 20, 2019

lorena

shy at first but when she trusts you she's very open. a whore for memes. dark humor sometimes. everyone says shes pretty and has a fat ass and some nice anime tiddies but she doesn't believe it because she's been through a lot.

yooooo lorena got them dANK memes hit her up

by whoreformemes June 13, 2018