Greatest person on Earth. Not Lauren, tho. Loren. Her name spelling is just as unique and amazing as the actual person. She is the nerdiest, sweetest, Hufflepuffiest, most amazing girl you will ever meet, EVER. She has slight obsessions with Harry Potter, Chris Colfer, Glee, Darren Criss, A Very Potter Musical, vloggers and all that is nerdy, but that makes her a million times more totally awesome. She is the biggest Christian evar, and loves equality for everyone. She's smart and has a heart made of butterflies and pure sweetness. She is amazing and the best friend ever. If you get a chance to meet her, your mind will be blown and the world will proceed to implode then explode. She's full of happies and smiles and she has the ability to make everyone around her smile. She's just amazing. She deserves hugs and she's never allowed to frown. Everyone is in love with Loren. Loren is Loren, which makes her the coolest bitch on Earth, God dammit!
by Nerd_Girl_Loves_Interwebz_Fran September 7, 2011
Get the Lorenmug. 
Get the Lorenmug. Lorene is a girl who has a heart full of love. She’s the kind of beautiful that never gets old. She loves any kind of art, but most of all music.
She is a talented singer and most likely speaks in a kind tone. She loves to dance and have a good time.
She grows attached to things very easily, and has a hard time letting go of things she loves.
Lorene befriends people, and animals, quickly, and is always there for you when you need her most. She’s humble and gracious for everything she’s gotten, including her friends.
She is not afraid of the future and invites change into her life. She supports everyone no matter who they are as long as they are kind and have a good heart like her.
Lorene is no normal girl, she will change your life:
She is a talented singer and most likely speaks in a kind tone. She loves to dance and have a good time.
She grows attached to things very easily, and has a hard time letting go of things she loves.
Lorene befriends people, and animals, quickly, and is always there for you when you need her most. She’s humble and gracious for everything she’s gotten, including her friends.
She is not afraid of the future and invites change into her life. She supports everyone no matter who they are as long as they are kind and have a good heart like her.
Lorene is no normal girl, she will change your life:
by lovelyones March 2, 2021
Get the Lorenemug. The love of my life.
Someone that always thinks they are bad at things when they are really AMAZZZZING at everything they do.
Someone that always thinks they are bad at things when they are really AMAZZZZING at everything they do.
Loren: OMGWTFBBQ I'm such a *****!!!
Mindle: No you're not... and I <3 you
Loren: How sweet
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One week later:
Mindle: I <3 you
Loren: WTF stop being a Mateo
Mindle: No you're not... and I <3 you
Loren: How sweet
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One week later:
Mindle: I <3 you
Loren: WTF stop being a Mateo
by Mindle December 28, 2005
Get the Lorenmug. by Broooooooo im hgih March 20, 2019
Get the Lorenmug. A perfect girl, lovely, kind, and breathtakingly beautiful. This girl is the ultimate guys dream. This girl is the best thing that you will ever see. She has glasses and is smart and doesn’t care about what others think of her. She knows that she is loved and doesn’t let the hate get to her.
by Dakota.Seavey September 1, 2018
Get the Lorenmug. He's a good swimmer. Somehow goofy, cute and sexy, the man also knows how to be patient and selfless. A Loren helps the people around him open up and feel safe, and makes the colors in the a world a bit more beautiful. He can cook and laugh and definitely hold his alcohol in a way that others around him can't, and he gets cold easily. He's of the elite population that likes dark chocolate, and has a thing for naming metal instruments. He remembers the little things and appreciates those around him. He cares very much for his friends and his family, and never fails to make others smile. He brings out people's true selves and is genuine, kind and loving. He can make you fall off your axis and not realize how you got there, so if you come across a Loren, be sure to love him and all the beautiful things he can bring out in you.
Tasteless mf: Yo don't pull a Loren get the milk chocolate one
Elitest: No bro, pulling a Loren is to be one of the cool kids
Elitest: No bro, pulling a Loren is to be one of the cool kids
by Loucah999 November 22, 2021
Get the Lorenmug.