lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage

Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner

ryan did a lonesome john in public

by RYkWAS March 19, 2009

Lonesome Hobo

Depressed and/or sad worker who wanders by himself without family or friends. Love so distant and obscure. Where another man's life might begin that's exactly where his ends. Stays free from petty jealousies, lives by no man's code and holds judgement for himself.

Change your wasteful and wandering life lest you wind up a lonesome hobo. Is a humble warning for those who were well off until the economy tanked.

by Tomatis April 5, 2010

Lonesome loanstar

When you noticed by many like a superstar,but only to the extent of your handouts. So basically a superstar.

Lonesome loanstar.

by Titus dyfilid March 12, 2019

Lonesome George

Name given to the singular dollar bill remaining in one's wallet when they are strapped for cash. A reference to George Washington's image on the $1 bill.

"Hey, you got any money on you?"

"Nope, nothing left but Lonesome George."

by Beeg Yoshi June 14, 2019