Lorena

Verb. The act of taking a nap so late in the evening that when you wake up it's already past normal people's bedtimes.

Great! I am going to be up until 5am again, I can't believe I lorena'd it again!

by Evening IT guy April 12, 2014

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

Lorena

She’s literally the coolest kid ever

Lorena is sooo cool she’s a cool kid

by Cool kid lexiii June 20, 2019

Van Loben Slut

A woman who is trying to steal yo' man

That Van Loben Slut is at it again! She's trying to steal my boyfriend!

by The Badger Love Shack December 11, 2013

lorena

shy at first but when she trusts you she's very open. a whore for memes. dark humor sometimes. everyone says shes pretty and has a fat ass and some nice anime tiddies but she doesn't believe it because she's been through a lot.

yooooo lorena got them dANK memes hit her up

by whoreformemes June 13, 2018

lovena

the most beautiful girl in the world. her skin is glowing and she looks so good at all times, a perfectionist. her outfits are always.she’s so nice, she’s tall, she’s cute and smart, straight A student. she had such a big and loving heart that a lot of people take advantage of. she is always lookin out for people and making sure their okay. she likes this one guy. his name starts with R. she doesn’t really like guys, but with him it’s different. her secret admirer has the biggest crush on her. she has the cutest smile and eyes that you can see the stars gaze inside of. she’s so fine, she’s finer then wine, and many people wanna taste, her soul pretty, her face pretty, she sit pretty, she won. lovena has this bubbly personality that everyone needs in their life. she is shy and looks mean but when you talk to her the biggest, smile with the prettiest teeth shows. she is such an amazing person and a burst of joy. she’s heavily influenced and educated on life.she has all the qualities of everyone’s dream girl. she is a woman, she doesn’t really like to chase people. she stays out the way and she is protective over the people she loves. she gives the best advice she can and is always there for others. she is the best you can ever have and that’s for certain. she is so loving and caring. get you a her.

lovena is a person that is shy when you first meet her. she is usually scared and quiet. but when you get to know her she is a burst of joy.

by it’s jeff bezos June 27, 2022