Lipton

1. A teabag, lickin da balls

I'm pimpin', bitches on kneepads, Lipton, sippin' the teabag

by b-rock78 June 22, 2009

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

Liptonated

When a YouTube contributor shows and/or demonstrates new and unusual tools in such a way, as to practically force the viewers to go out and try to buy them.

Did you see X's latest video? He Liptonated me again. I had to get that wizzywig he demonstrated. I always watch his videos with two windows open: on for the video and one for tool search.

by Dudley Toolwright February 21, 2021

Loo Lipton

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

LIPTON

cal-m spot stealing 13 year old fat kid

lipton stole esm's cal-m spot, what a fat nigger

by Sean February 7, 2005

lipton

commonly confused for an awesome brand of various teas, it is actually hermaphroditic sex, often involving up to seven individuals having hermaphrodite sex in a huge hermaphrodite sex orgy.

Hermaphrodite one: "So I went to that lipton last night"

Hermaphrodite two: "Yeah I heard about that, I've

always wanted to go to a lipton"

by IgetTheFlag June 19, 2009

Lipton's

when a guy tea bags you and shits on you at the same time

joke being that Liptons is shitty tea compared to others

When at a party and someone is passed out and a guy gives you a Lipton's

by ~treacle February 21, 2011