linebacker

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

by McCheesy September 3, 2003

linebacker

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

by dan johnson August 7, 2006

office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

by foug September 7, 2003

linebacker

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

No, really, I did! jk again

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

Linebacker Head

(Noun) An abnormally large cranial dome exhibited by top quality NFL linebackers.

Did you see the Falcons versus the Steelers? I am surprised there was enough room to play with James Harrison and Sean Weatherspoon's linebacker heads.

by thisistherevolt July 12, 2012

Linebacker sista

Adj: A bodybuilder girl/woman who is physically intimidating. Is able to beat up all the males in the room. You might want to avoid conflict with this person at all costs. Do not misgender them.

Adj: The mean girls walked in, one tall model slim bulimia blonde who leads the group, one pale suicidal looking brunette who spits offensive insults, and a linebacker sista with braids who has boxer hands that enforces the group.

by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023

Linebacker

A big back female usually hunch back and ugly that walks around town like a fat witch miserable and stenk. A big body bitch that’s overweight and the size of a football player lineman .

Hectors mom is a wide body linebacker . Chela put a spell on my family to seperate like the linebacker that she is . That bitch looks like she played for the l.a raiders back in the days as the head linebacker . The old bitch was a linebacker .

by 818King February 24, 2025