Linemen

Fat asses that have no athletic ability. Their only purpose in life is to keep the real players from getting hit.

Dont worry, the linemen will do all the dirty work for us.

by Purple Helmet August 19, 2003

ligamenty

When your legs don't work like they used to before

My knee felt fluidy felt ligamenty

by bunchofcunts July 27, 2016

The D-Linemen

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary

“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”

“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”

by Websterboy November 24, 2020

Cut the Ligament

when you want a longer shlong

Cut the Ligament bitsctshchtsch

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024