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LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.
Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"
by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016
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lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not
He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!
by magicmist April 26, 2016
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Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.
“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”
by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022
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Littering

When you crush up cat litter on the side of the road, make lines, and snort it.
"Karen are sitting cat litter?"
"No I'm littering."
by JourneyM. September 25, 2019
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Lingering Lolita

While a guy is eating box, you take the opportunity to wrap your legs around his head to hold him close while letting out a silent fart.
Last night Ted was chowing my box and I snuck him with a Lingering Lolita.
by LynnandMike January 6, 2009
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Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.
Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

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If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

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i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!
by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009
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laddering

To move to a higher level of education by receiving credit for the course material completed at a lower level. Receiving credit for courses taken at other institutions.
The student was able to earn his batchelor's degree by laddering from the diploma program.
by Funseller July 12, 2005
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