lizzard man

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.

Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.

by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008

lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

Lezardor

Lezardor is a word used in somes internet community who mean "berk".

You're really a little Lezardor ! Fuck you.

by Azdgrr June 20, 2017

Lizzard Balls

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.

He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.

by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019

Lezzar

Lezzar is someone built different in videogames, sports, cooking, getting girls, sex, and etc. He is basically the guy with the largest cock in mankind. Lezzar is also probably best looking in the friend group and everyone probably likes him, but if you don't like him you're probably just jealous of the fact that he's everyone's favorite and that he is better than you in everything you do.

Did you see that guy's monster cock???? He's probably a Lezzar

by Icarus216 November 26, 2021

Lizzard

Lizzard is God of all monkeys, he's the best gorilla tag player and solos all of ttt

Yo I think lizzard is in the lobby.
Oh damn we should just give up

by Lizzard._.dead April 12, 2022

lizzarddead

Super sexy pro monkey that is very good at legless monkey game

Omg it's lizzarddead he's so sexc how many likes for a follow back

by Notlizzard May 17, 2022