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Ms. Claudia Lawrence

old, ugly, teacher. Who paint everything around her pink. She loves cats, but we all know cats hates her, everyone hates her.
Person 1: "Have you seen our new maths teacher?"
Person 2: "Ew, shes such a Ms. Claudia Lawrence."
by Not jack Dylan grazer May 31, 2018
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Lawrence

most awesome person youll ever meet hes honest, loyal, cute,sweet,hilarious and overall amazing. They are also shy at first but they are great afterwards. As well as being Adorable, and sexy,though they don't know it themselves.
They also tend to be popular with girls which they are aware of
That guy is so cute! He must be a Lawrence
He is such a pimp!
by Laaaaaawwwww April 8, 2011
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lawrence

lawrence is a panda
by werekid June 12, 2023
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The Lawrence Paradox

When you ask your friend to make a choice between 2 things that make no difference to you or your group and they say “I don’t mind” or “I don’t care, you choose”. This results in an argument trying to make them choose before someone eventually gets pissed off enough to make the choice for them.
Joe: “ Hey Liam do you want to play out wide or in the centre on pro clubs tonight?”
Liam: “I don’t care, I’ll play wherever after everyone else has chosen.”
Danny: “Oh shit you shouldn’t have asked him that, you’ve now entered ‘The Lawrence Paradox’.”
by x427 March 5, 2018
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topanga lawrence

from boy meets world. a girl who you love, and have loved since the day you met in the sandbox. a girl who after years, have just figured out your feelings for her, and she in turn feels the same way.
remember melissa from first grade, even now in college she is still my topanga lawrence.
by arnold e. May 13, 2005
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joey lawrence

Joey Lawrence is an American actor and former a teen idol, who has starred in various television series and also acted in some feature films. He was in commercials as a child and made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson that in essence launched his series acting career. He went on to star in the series Gimme a Break!, Blossom, Brotherly Love, Run of the House and Half & Half. It has been announced that Joey is to be featured on the 2006 series of the American version of Dancing with the Stars.

He is perhaps best known for his catchphrase (or catchword), "Woah!" used frequently during Blossom. It is a matter of some scholarly debate whether Joey's version of "Woah!" or that of Keanu Reeves is more emblematic of 1990s pop culture.

Joey, born Joseph Lawrence Mignogna Jr. in 1976, is of Italian descent. Professionally, he also goes by the name Joe or Joseph, in a Rick Shroederian-attempt at career resuscitation and legitimacy. He attended the University of Southern California. He has two brothers, Matthew and Andrew, also actors. Joey's parents changed the family name to Lawrence, thus Matthew and Andrew were born with the last name Lawrence. Joey has dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. He has married twice, divorcing his first wife in 2004, and marrying again in 2005 at Disney World, where he met his current wife as teenagers.

Physically, Joey is best known for his hair styles, first the mop top he wore as a child and later the long, wavy hair style he had during the Blossom years. His head was shorn of long hair during the filming of the series Brotherly Love. Joey was also known for the tight, ragged jeans and tight, form-fitting shirts he wore on the series Blossom. A fitness buff and self-proclaimed "metrosexual," Joey has, since Blossom ended, developed a muscular, tanned body with developed biceps and pectorals. However, the most prominent feature of Joey's body, according to many observers, are his extremely large, very round, prominent buttocks which were especially featured in very tight jeans during the series Brotherly Love. It has been said that the huge size and feminine, extreme roundness of his bubble butt caused his lower body to appear to be "poured in" to his jeans.
Joey Lawrence, former teen idol of Blossom fame, is known for his catchphrase "Woah!"
by boldtypeface September 14, 2008
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sir lawrence of letdown

A Larry Letdown is used to describe someone who cancels plans or backs out of something that was previously arranged

Sir Lawrence of letdown is to describe a person that is constantly a Larry let down. The lord of all let downs, the 1st ever was mark priest.

(N.B. Can still be used even when the person has a perfectly reasonable excuse - the shits or cloth's are wet are the top 2)

When he's an absolute Larry let down this would be his title. His name in your phone book would be sir Lawrence of letdown.
"Sorry mate got the shits again" ok sir lawrence of letdown see you tomorrow. Really he's been up all night sniffing his tits off.
by Tyron Josie September 5, 2019
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