Giving Lewandowski

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.

I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”

by Daemien Moo June 22, 2018

Lewandowski

The best last name in history.

John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!

Joe Lewandowski: What?!?

John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.

Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.

by Lewandowski,name,last,surname, October 16, 2008

Lewandisney

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

lewnuxing

Fucking a hairy armpit while someone sucks the head of the penis exposed on the opposite side.

The lewnuxing that happened at last night's party must never be spoken of.

by Gluttony November 24, 2004

Legault

From Québec French slang, to mean, staying in a place way longer than one is supposed to, through no fault of their own.

That woman Legault'd at my place because her car wouldn't start.

by Skip332 December 6, 2013

Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'

Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.

by a123a123a December 1, 2021

lewandowicz

a very long and tight ass name

"don't fuck with lewandowicz man he'll let the mafia lose on your ass"

by skaterdiedagain June 17, 2008