lemon

when somebody can not take a joke and react in a violent manner

"haha dannys ginger" "piss off man i merk you" "oooh bwoi y u getting so lemon"

by MiNnO December 28, 2005

lemon

An exceptionally butch and manly lesbian. Usually has a SOUR pussy.

Dude 1: Look at those 2 dykes!

Dude 2: Who? The fat bitches with spiky hair and camo shorts? What a pair of lemons!

by madstylex December 19, 2007

lemon

If a person is a lemon it means they ar ea lesbian

My sister is a lemon she kisses her best mate

by 2 girls February 11, 2003

lemon

a light-hearted insult used to describe a person who is acting like a dickhead.

Josh:(nicks friends bag)
Davy: oi! Lemon. What you doing?!!

by Munchkinsoftheworldunite February 22, 2009

lemon

ok, primarily, its a citrus fruit (duuuuuh) but its also slang for lesbian. its a teen subculture kinda word and noone over the age of like, 25 really uses it.

josh: woah fionas lookin' hott!
jared: talk bout barking up the wrong tree *snigger*
jason: yeah! she's a right lemon!

by smelly poos July 24, 2006

lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

lemon

1) A type of fruit that is very useful when making tarts, teas, or pies

2) Anything from Kia

1) That lemon tart looks good

2) Kia Sportages are ugly

by claustrophobic chicken December 15, 2004