LBD

Acronym meaning "Little Baby Dick." Typically utilized by bros in an attempt to attack other bros; Often found while tailgating in the south (ex. Auburn)

David: "Dude, Justin has a major LBD."
Carter: "Yeah man, what a little bitch."

Rance: "I'm just glad I don't have an LBD like Justin and David."

LBD by Big Dick Billy Dilly April 21, 2018

LBD

LBD or little brown dudes was a secondary identifier for "non-white" people by troops in Iraq as the term Hadji was being phased out for something more PC. Eventually it came to mean brown dudes who worked on base as opposed to brown dudes in man dresses

Let's go drop off laundry to the LBD and hit the chow hall.

LBD by Auctiondude July 5, 2021

LBD

LBD - Long Butt Disorder

Binoj has a massive LBD

LBD by Prat70 February 26, 2024

LBD

Large Black Dildo

Many girls have an LBD in their collection.

LBD by George Macgraegor December 17, 2024

LBD

It’s a lesbian butt dildo

My girlfriend used an LBD on me last night. It was game changing.

LBD by ILoveMyLBD July 31, 2025

Little Bear Disease (LBD) 

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

Little Bear Disease (LBD) by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

LBDAS 

Laughing But Dead Ass Serious. Usually used in a situation where mughfuckas might be crackin up once stated but the tone of the situation is serious enough to get fucked up over. like, yeah its funny....but naw for real....its not.

Yo! Fuck around and catch a beat down tryna get that becky from homeboys sister. LBDAS!

LBDAS by justme27 January 11, 2012