Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time

If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow

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Layin the pipe

"Damn he must be a plummer! Look at the way hes layin the pipe!"

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Whean a man with a LARGE penis performs well in bed.

(woman on the phone with friend)

"Girl! I'm trying to tell you Tyrone was layin' the pipe last night."

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The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

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