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lava lamp 

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up
I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.
lava lamp by garfffffffff April 25, 2010

lava lamp 

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.
i gave him a good lava lamp last night.
lava lamp by the trippin dippins September 1, 2009

lava lamp 

adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.
Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!
lava lamp by Tiio January 30, 2004

lava lamp 

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.
Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.
lava lamp by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006

Lava Lamp 

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

Lava Lamp 

Some G-dawg that lives on some hawaiin or volcanic vestable
Hey cuud, Paco here is a Lava Lamp, the foo came here from hawaii
Lava Lamp by Natedizzle February 26, 2003