Lamesquad

a group of losers, people who have no life. lame people that tend to travel in a pack. a way of calling some one a loser, and insaulting their friends

"hey mark...i believe your lamesquad is over there..."

by Raepaige23 April 7, 2009

Lanessa

A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.

“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”

by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Twin Lakes

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.

Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."

by Twin Lakes Survivor(for now) May 21, 2011

Zetus Lapetus

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013

Lapeer

A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!

Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?

You: Yes, i am!

Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!

by lallalolol December 29, 2010

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

It is the Scottish motto written in ole Latin......roughly translated

YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY

If you knew the Scottish motto you would start to understand why they have an underlying sense of righting wrongs....of social justice ..of rising above against their oppressors.......of long memories that are active til 'reconciled' some way...Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

by Ms. DeeVee Ans March 28, 2009