Lang

A long person that’s lame as hell

Boy you bout lang as hell! -@1primeatl

by PrimeAtl April 23, 2022

Lang

Someone who got swag

Look at him he so lang.

by Funer May 17, 2022

lang

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…

hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

Lang

A nickname for a person named Nolan he usually likes watching black people kiss and is good at video games but really needs to hop on rust for a wipe cuz he is being an NPC

OMG Lang I'm bout to blow

by Windows 1 January 4, 2023

Lang

Lang means to be Lang, lang is simply a word for being the worlds most powerfull Lang.

He can eat glass, beat up gangsters and kill your family with one punch

Lang can also be used to describe being high, or drugs in general.

Hey bro do you have some lang?
- Yeah bro i got hella lang, wanna smoke?

by superlang April 20, 2023

Lang

A lang is a langie lang BOMBOCLATE you are my sunshine 🌞 my only sunshine ☀️

you make me happy 😊
when sky’s are gray 🩶
you’ll never know dear 👱🏼 ♀️
how much i love u 🥰

plz don’t take my sunshine⛅️away🏃 ♀️
Lang Lang Lang Lang Lang

Lang helped me to get the thing from the broom closet and got shitted on by 60 gay black men

by djt1234djt April 7, 2024

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020