Lancaster

A really boring place in Pennsylvania(at least I think so after 12 years living there) where randomly thousands of tourist came because they think we are all Amish people

A Person from Lancaster: "Why the Hell did you came here on vacation when you could have gone somewhere actually INTERESTING"

Tourist: "Because of all the Amish. Duh. What an idiot"

by A Person From Lancaster December 30, 2012

lancaster, ohio

ohio city which proves stupidity is contagious.

there sure are some stupid drivers in lancaster, ohio.

by jhoove13 April 17, 2006

Lancaster

The heart of Southeastern Pennsylvania, and the only Lancaster in the country pronounced in the Pennsylvania-Dutch style "LANK-es-ter." Like nearby Manheim, increasingly wigger-infested, with an equal population of cold bleach-blond social climbers and potential entrepreneurs.

Though the ubiquitous scent of manure from nearby farms belies its ruralness in comparison to its neighboring Philadelphia, being from Lancaster is not a direct indication of being Amish.

Although the quilts really are spectacular.

"Directions from Philly to Lancaster? Well, if you wanna avoid tolls, take the Schyukill to 202. After Reading, you'll hit Bird-in-Hand, and you'll wanna follow the freeway past Intercourse and then through Paradise. Lancaster is just on the other side of Paradise...Whaddya want in Lancaster, anyway? You Aymish or somethin?"

by Mike Ricker October 14, 2008

lancaster, ohio

left-lane driver capitol of ohio

The only way to and out of Lancaster, Ohio is in the left lane.

by jhoove13 May 4, 2006

Lancaster University

All it really has going for it are the magic mushrooms that grow there, but that still makes it better than the University of York.

Lancaster University broke my soul.

by fuckyork March 7, 2017

Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster is the absolutely freakin' hysterical author of four books in the new fancy chick-lit memoir genre. Jen is also the patron saint of the infamous Seattle-based Bad Kitty Book Club.

Bad Kitty Book Club fashionistas could barely contain their excitement for Jen Lancaster's fourth book "Pretty in Plaid."

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 26, 2009