by prettypreppp July 5, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautner mug.A version of little man's syndrome where a guy that is short can't get jobs that requires you to be tall (Movies, Sports, a Tall girl's boyfriend) and thus so overcompensates by apparently weight training (possibly shooting up Steroids). This is supposed to draw off the attention of his short stature and draw the appearance of "having great abs". It gives you the role of a fit for a tall athletic six-foot tall person but since you have abs impossibly to get with average weight training (I wonder why), you get it instead. It even makes women too tall for you magically attracted to you.
Taylor lautner is 5'6, and he didn't want to admit he is short to play a role that is fit for a six-foot tall person since the character is 6'7. So he does the "second best" and possibly shoot up roids to look like a tree stump. It's too bad "weight training" doesn't make you taller but it didn't matter as the producers of Twilight knew a good pair of abs makes women of all heights and ages drool. It's because of him, anybody doing the same thing is given the *Taylor Lautner syndrome* title to them.
by Bay Area Resident 925 November 30, 2009
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by shamuuu4evaa. March 22, 2009
Get the Taylor Lautner mug.Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?
Taylor fan#2-I know!
Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
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Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautner mug.The most amazing, hottest, sexiest actor in the whole world, and the best actor from the Twilight Saga movie series, which is based on the Books by Stephinie Meyer
Talyor Lautner is 99.8% perfect, 0.1 % would be if he was my age, 0.1% if he has a accent, the he would be 100% perfect
by bandgeek1996_2014 December 28, 2010
Get the Talyor Lautner mug.HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.
Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."
Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."
by obamasucks18 November 16, 2010
Get the taylor lautner mug.taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.
girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!
me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.
girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D
me- YAAAAAAAS.
(:
me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.
girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D
me- YAAAAAAAS.
(:
by ew.checksyaface June 23, 2010
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