Losing Candidate Denial 

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

Losing Candidate Denial by renoryn January 6, 2009

Losing Your Dressing 

Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.

I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!

Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!

Losing Your Dressing by Dogrules23 February 9, 2019

Losing streak 

Menstruation

“Better come back next week, you see I’m on a losing streak.”

Losing streak by Anthon4000 December 13, 2018

losing my religion 

1. At the end of your rope.

2. Can't deal with life anymore.

"I'm sick of everyone, I'm losing my religion"

losing my religion by gRuVekiTtY August 5, 2005

Losing Wood

To loose an erect penis.

(During sexual encounter) Damm, im losing wood...

Losing Wood by roflbatty October 1, 2010

Losing horns

The unwanted sound heard on a game show, usually when a bonus round is lost.

On The Price Is Right, when a player loses his or her pricing game, or if there is a double overbid in the Showcase, these are signified by a tuba playing the first four notes of theme music followed by horns playing notes in C, D, and E all at once before pretending to faint. When Drew Carey hosted the show in 2007, an A-sharp note was added with faintly audible drums with the sound remixed in full stereo.

When you hear the losing horns on a game show, you know something went horribly wrong.

Losing horns by WM86 January 14, 2009

Losing it Scale 

Scale:
minor-intense

1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to-do
3. strop
4. a visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. complete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. ballisitcisimus

jaz had a complete nervy d. today in blodge when the teacher squirted big blood on her desk!

are you serious a 9 on the Losing it Scale

Losing it Scale by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006