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Kynzie

Kynzie is the type of person u want to be. She can be meany thing but the first thing that comes to mind is insanely HOT. She is also one of the best bestfriends u can ever have. I know nothing’s perfect but she is, It impossible I know but somehow she just is. She’s the type of person that would volunteer for an animal shelter. The the kind of person that u look and and u think that she so beautiful that she could be an instagram model. And even tho there mean she is the only nice one she’s like an angle. She doesn’t like to admit it because she is that selfless I wish I was her.
by Alex Tess July 20, 2020
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Koozie

Annoying, whining, or just plain rude person.
More simply a bitch.
Wow, why are you being such a koozie?
by mbairainacha January 28, 2011
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Dick koozie

The meaning of Dick koosie is when you ejaculate and the sperm pools up in the foreskin of uncircumcised penis.
Last night my Dick koozie overflowed everywhere
by Mcdingleberry October 16, 2014
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Koozie

Koozie is a world of its own! "Koozie" has the power to become its own form of communication.

---- It is able to replace any other word in the English language, without disrupting the original meaning. It can replace a large variety or perverse, or slang terms in sentences, and can be used as a noun, verb, or possibly an interjection.

Abbreviation: QZ
"I woke up in a pile of my own koozie."

"Today, I found my inner koozie."

"Bob came out of the koozie on us the other day."

"This pizza was eight dollars." - "Wow, you really got koozied."

"I've koozied everywhere."

"Koozie! Koozie! Koozie!"
by Muhammad Koozie March 6, 2009
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koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.
Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!
by Your Mom September 21, 2005
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finger koozie

Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.
"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.
by Romophobia November 7, 2015
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koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.
"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."
by veegee75 January 15, 2009
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