Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum is a "10 year old boy" in a anime called pokemon since 1997. He has been on his pokemon adventure for 21 years now.

Guy: When is ash going to hit puberty?
Girl: Idk.
Guy: I wish I was Ash Ketchum

by cutiemixedgal January 23, 2019

Kitchen Gun

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN! *kiss*

by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 14, 2020

everything but the kitchen sink

a shit ton of random things

"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."

by JTGaustin November 12, 2013

Pre-ketchup

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.

Aw, man, I didn't shake the ketchup bottle before I poured it on my hotdog, and now there's pre-ketchup all over it.

by norrinrad August 13, 2009

soup-kitchen

When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car and leave all their sweaty homeless juices leftover.

Phil The Hobo: Man that soup-kitchen was awesome last night.

by danxtlebron March 8, 2011

ketchup juice

The juice that initially leaks out of the ketchup bottle when you squeeze it before the actual ketchup.

Oh man, check out the nasty ketchup juice comin' out of this new bottle.

by kmal9er May 28, 2016

kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.

Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018