Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by Miguel November 21, 2004

krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

by Erik January 26, 2004

Krumpert

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

by Jacob R. December 26, 2007

krimpet

Having anal sex with a pregnant women while grabbing her breasts until they start to shoot milk.

i fucked this pregos bitch last night in the ass and was grabbing her titties and milk shot everywhere, my bed looked like the icing on a krimpet.

by ttcheehc June 4, 2010

krumpette

A girl that krumps.
See "krump"

That krumpette KILLED him in that krump battle. (?)

by Lady Gaga_ October 30, 2010

krumpit

Better than Good!

The fireworks...the beer...the sex.... and the icecream were krumpit.

by 1spruce2 August 26, 2010

krumpty

A haggard bitch, busted as fuck.

Roy and Stephan said that bitch is krumpty

That krumpty bitch just farted

Did you just smell that krumpty chick, bro?

by Righteous rick & epic ericson February 14, 2014