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When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning
Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick
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Kruze

A real Badass, Mischievous, Quite intelligent, Handsome and Trustworthy.

Curious by nature, thrives off Excitment and Thrills.
Loves pranks and getting up to no good.

Kruze's are very Street Smart and knows their stuff, so be sure to pay attention, when Kruze has a 'Bad Feeling' about something or somewhere..

They also dont like being told what to do..
'Its my way, or the Highway!'
by Gemiini October 8, 2011
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Freddy Krueger

Fred Charles Krueger: Bastard Child of 1,000 Maniacs

Born in a asylum after his mother was raped by it’s inmates Freddy was quickly put up for adoption after birth. He slipped through countless foster homes, most of which abused him. As he grew up he stumbled onto the perverse joys of sadomasochism and began torturing animals as well as inflicting pain upon himself. As he grew older his blood lust grew more powerful. Because his innocence had been taken at such an early age, he developed a fierce hatred of innocence, along with humanity itself. Because the greatest pain of all is to lose a child, he began killing children. It’s unclear whether or not he molested the children, but there’s a good chance that he did, but not out of sexual feelings towards the children, but rather climax from the power he had over them. In the fear that he created came a sense of godliness.

He was eventually arrested, but got off on a technicality. The parents soon formed a lynch mob and torched his dwelling to the ground, burning him alive. Then the nightmare began. Years later the parents’ children began dreaming of a vengeful and scarred Freddy Krueger. In these dreams they were stalked by the bladed gloved maniac; if he caught them and killed them in the dream they would die in the real world also.

Freddy Krueger and A Nightmare on Elm Street was created by Wes Craven. It was followed by two great sequels (though many tend to shun the first sequel) and three horrid, watered down, lackluster sequels. Things looked bad for the character Freddy Krueger until Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, where Freddy was once again a maniac to be feared, not laughed at. Freddy Vs Jason followed later. In it Freddy was semi-scary and semi-funny. The effort of Ronny Yu was, for the most part, a success. Other sequels and crossovers are inevitable, but the first NOES movie will always be remembered as a horror movie milestone.
His name is Freddy Krueger...and he loves children.
by NSM_13 September 16, 2005
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John Kruk Special

The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.
Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?

Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.

One meatball and one sausage coming right up!
by Cheela June 28, 2006
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krueger

The cool people from germany that every one loves
" Im changing my last name to krueger, their so cool."
by katie mcfarlin December 23, 2007
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Krunker

A game where none of your shots hit, where your ping fluctuates, where players teleport through walls, a game where it's impossible to play without some 12 year old asking for trades and random hackusations after losing.
timpo once got over 20000 ping on krunker
by aziiman October 15, 2020
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Krubel

Krubel is a great guy, though he could be weird sometimes. Krubels are great at sports and are very athletic. Krubels are sweet and also sometimes interesting. Krubels get hurt easily from others. You’ll be lucky to have a Krubel, just don’t hurt him .
Girl A: A Krubel is playing in the basketball game tonight
Girl B: OMG… Krubel is so good.
by sanedukan1124 February 18, 2022
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