kristine

the most awsomest best friend in the whole world! lol dont know what i would do woth out her! ily baberz!!

kristine is funn to jump off the bridge with=

by klurthnvao October 10, 2008

Kristine

Kristine is my little mermaid friend who is so pretty and she's always so kind. Kristine is always obsessing over her manga's or whatever you call them. She crushes on boys on her bus and when she's about to make her move but she has doubts and next time he's not there but there's this one guy that I SHIP THEM SO HARD. KRISTINE IS SO KIND BUT SO FUCKING REAL TOO I LOVE KRISTINE <3

Kristine: I love the ocean even though i can't swim Lol

by twerkinwiddit April 28, 2013

kristine

A Kristine is a unique kind of trash can. You can only find them in certain countries, and they are very expensive. Premium trash is the only thing that can be thrown into Kristines because of their delicate make.

Look at the beautiful Kristine in the park over there, I've never seen one!

by Thetipmeister October 4, 2016

Kristineh

An awesome Armenian girl that a classy, sassy and a little smart assy!

Damn that girl was a total Kristineh!

by xanbo April 24, 2013

KristianKrake

Pizza, pasta streamer (italian)
Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.

Needs to play dark souls 3

Oh look, is the KristianKrake ? That guy is a dumbass.

by TheSecretSpy27 April 19, 2022

Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.

Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

by Linguistually_yours July 2, 2019

Kristine

A fucking LEO

P1: she's too nice, it's scary.
P2: leo's am i right?
P3: i bet her name's kristine.
P4: HOW'D U FUCKING KNOW??

by can he beat goku tho May 29, 2021