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Konteks

Short for "Konsol dan Teks" (Console and Text) in Indonesian
Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?
Person 2: Do you mean kontol dan seks?
Person 1: Nah bro, it's konsol dan teks
by khaulah satu satunya March 22, 2021
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Janica Kostelic

A Croatian skiier, won the Golden Medal in 2002 Olympics. Best in the whole world.
Janica Kostelic won the award for beign the best skiier in 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City.
by CroatianKid July 5, 2005
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koster

Noun. The Friar.
Noun. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
Noun. The Koster, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

Interjection - Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)

Verb. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.

Verb Phrase: koster up, Slang.
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Verb Phrase. Fuck off, Slang.
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.

Idiom. Give a koster, Slang. to care; be concerned.
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh koster it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really kostered now.
Aggression: Don't koster with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this kostered question.
Inquiry: Who the koster was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the koster is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a koster-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go koster yourself...
by f'ityfff March 11, 2010
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Vojta Kotek

a young popular actor from the Czech Republic.
Girls <3 him, Boys dont

Theres another Czech guy called Vojta Kotek, but this one is alot better ofcourse.
Girl: ZOMFG VOJTA KOTEK IS SO HOTTT!
boy: no he aint biatch!!1
by Vojta Kotek June 12, 2007
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pulling a Kosteff

Staying up all night having sex with a girl even though you need to work early the next day
I am so tired. I met this girl last night at Pizza Hut Bistro and hate myself for pulling a Kosteff. I fucked every way imaginable and she still wanted more. Finally left her house at 5:00 a.m..
by letsplay April 24, 2011
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sam kostello

By far the most amazing person in the entire world.
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =
Sam Kostello is my bestie. cheyyya!
by bmxmylove October 18, 2008
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koseki

The guy who grabs ass in RO and is owned by Akiko-chan
by ^_^Teddie May 23, 2003
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