Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

koozy

To define a person as cool and crazy!

Ozzy: DAMN!! GIRL U KOOZY!!!!!!

Maria:*wink* XD I know!!!

by desperado45 June 25, 2010

ball koozie

The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.

Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!

by Dongjulio October 9, 2023

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018