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Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020
mugGet the Dick Kooziemug.

koozy

To define a person as cool and crazy!
Ozzy: DAMN!! GIRL U KOOZY!!!!!!

Maria:*wink* XD I know!!!
by desperado45 June 25, 2010
mugGet the koozymug.

ball koozie

The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.
Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!
by Dongjulio October 9, 2023
mugGet the ball kooziemug.

douche koozie

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016
mugGet the douche kooziemug.

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.
"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"
by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018
mugGet the Cumming in the kooziemug.

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